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  (The original version of this blog post was written on June 25th, 2026. In an effort to preserve the original sentiment, it was published as it was written. However, an addendum has been added at the end, regarding the recent discussion about whether or not a game similar in scope and size to Insomniac's Wolverine can demand a $70 launch MSRP). This is a boring one, so I’ll try and keep it short. Rockstar Games’ long awaited Grand Theft Auto VI will launch on November 17th for a base price of $80, with an Ultimate Edition priced at $100.  Many players expected as much, some even theorized that the title’s base sticker price would be $100, so $80 is far from “surprising”. That being said, there is reasonable disgruntlement among potential buyers, due to what actually separates these two editions. GTA VI will be released as a single player experience, while its Ultimate upgrade will include 5 additional stores, multiple cosmetics, and two story missions. The idea is that conte...

Marathon “Season 3” will be delayed until December 2026. The initial shock lasted about 10 minutes. Of course, we need to talk about that, how it probably happened, and why, arguably, it needed to. We’ll discuss this in 3 main parts: how we got here and why it needed to happen, what “here” is, and what it means for the future of Bungie’s Extraction Shooter. Part I: How We Got Here and Why It Needed To Happen. Good afternoon, it’s been a while since we’ve had an update on the state of Marathon and, as such, a similarly long time since I’ve been able to deliver a “Cord”. The waiting game between Bungie and the impatience it wrought on their players had begun festering over the last few weeks due to Season 2 being artificially extended, built upon a completely fucked economy, and ultimately lackluster. In response, the game’s playerbase has dwindled, and probably will continue to do so between now and December as Marathon will have to contend with the launch of Modern Warfare 4, GTA 6, an...

Anyone who knows me knows that for the past 15 to 20 odd years of my cognitive life, I’ve been a stalwart and at times stubborn Playstation supporter, a self-procclaimed “Pony”, if you will. The very day I was born there was a Playstation in my house, which I’m sure is true for many people reading this due to the seemingly irreplicable success of the almighty Playstation 2. I think the first time I remember ever being given a console was a launch edition PS3, the fat one, the one that had backwards compatibility built into it. I still have that very same console, it’s sitting in a display case. At the time I didn’t know how divisive the PS3 actually was, I was 6 years old and the “you should want to get a second job to afford this bad boy” of it all was very much my father’s problem. To me, it was just a box under a tree that contained a console I’d spend a decade putting through its paces. As problematic as its price tag and software-limiting architecture was, I loved that thing. I st...

ANALYZING… FILE TYPE: Dead Drop Message PERIOD: Present Day TOPIC: Shell Trace, Sentinel, "Avarice" SUMMARY: A corrupted message recovered from a Dead Drop Location at AI Uplink. ===================================================================  I've been in this fucking swamp for days... I think. I 've managed to stave off the degradation by plugging myself into Relays, and I've been b oarded up indoors so long I've lost track of the solar cycles. More often than not I keep track of time by how loud the voices are; they're worse at night. So, so much worse. I can't recall the number of times I've heard them. It's usually the same ones, always shrieking, always blood curdling. Ever so often it sounds like children, but those are always weirdly cut short. You get used to it, you learn to tune it out or chalk it up to the ambiance. Sometimes I think it's the Skracs, those things freak me out; though I think I'm more comfortable with the...

Good morning, we are in the final leg of Season 2 for Marathon, which is confirmed to end on September 22nd, 2026. In the final five weeks of the season, Bungie is offering a new experimental event called “Ordnance Heist” until September 1st, a PvPvE experiment that promises to put vault keys and high-end loot at the forefront of the extraction shooter. Within this update resides a new prestige store skin for Destroyer, along with the introduction of the game’s first “power weapon,” the Firestorm; a single-mag modified Repeater HPR rifle that shoots incendiary explosive rounds and notably cannot be reloaded. To acquire the elusive weapon, players first need to collect UESC Manifests and Key Templates from UESC enemies on Perimeter. Those Key Templates can then be taken into Dire Marsh, where completing their objective and successfully extracting turns them into Firestorm Locker Keys. You'll need three keys to open a Firestorm Locker, which can appear on Perimeter, Dire Marsh, and O...

Good morning, it’s Tuesday. Marathon’s midseason update goes live this afternoon, and with it comes an extensive list of changes and additions aimed at addressing player pain points while introducing new ways to engage with the game in an attempt to draw a larger audience. We’ll briefly get through the need-to-knows and then move onto a bit of a different conversation. The marquee feature of this update is Marathon's first fully PvE experience: Vault Breaker, seemingly a Rogue-lite-horde-shooter. In this new mode, players are tasked with infiltrating Cryo Archive against UESC forces in an attempt to loot vaults and, if they're up for it, take a crack at the game's endgame encounter, the Compiler, all without having to contend with the looming threat of enemy Runners. With the introduction of a PvE mode, the natural question becomes how Bungie intends to preserve the integrity of the loot economy. To address that, Vault Breaker features its own separate Armory. Alongside the...