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Dear Bungie, Two days in a row, really? I’m already starting to understand why a certain someone is always late to, and under informed on, your news. We had a Season 2 release date confirmation courtesy of the fine folks over at Bungie. On June 2nd, 2026, players can expect the launch of Season 2 in place of a regular “Weekly Patch”, following last week’s Xbox Store leak suggesting Season 1 would end by the 3rd and the announcement of Cryo Ranked all but confirming a first-week-of-June release. But this wasn’t just a “save the date” announcement. Bungie also outlined a swathe of changes and rebalances to turbo charge the fuck  out of the final weeks of the current season. For the next few weeks, UESC presence across the game will increase considerably. Wardens will spawn at additional POIs across Perimeter, Dire Marsh, and Outpost, a new “aerial dropship” event is being added where UESC supply ships crash land with gear in tow, and Dire Marsh is getting a new boss specificall...

Tuesday, May 12th 2026 – I’ve just had the chance to speak with the, now infamous, Marathon player NAPainter. We sat down for roughly 45 minutes to discuss last week’s “Compiler Loot Room OOB” exploit, which made its rounds on Twitter and quickly became one of the most defining controversies in the title's history. We spoke briefly about Painter’s experience with Bungie games dating back to his time with Destiny 2, and how he initially approached Marathon before getting into the elephant in the room; covering the exploit itself, his intentions, how the situation is being handled both in public and behind the scenes, the backlash, and ultimately what he thinks is an appropriate way to handle what he acknowledges was an egregious offense. (Note: Parts of this interview have been removed to protect the integrity of the game itself. All information removed relates exclusively to explicit details about existing, but publicly unknown, exploits that Bungie is aware of; these details being...

  Dear Bungie, The next time you’re planning on waiting all day to drop patch notes or future patch notes plan can you not do it right after I’ve finished editing an interview? Thanks. Anyway, we’ve just received communications from the Marathon Development Team regarding two topics that have been discussed extensively within the community for weeks; Streamer Mode and a curbing of “Self-Rez” effectiveness. Bungie outlined that, with the launch of Season 2, creators can expect a new batch of Quality of Life changes that should protect, and by virtue enhance, their experience as they broadcast their games. Content creators can expect the ability to hide their and/or their crew’s names on their own screen, replace their in-run name with a generic one in places like pings, kill feeds, death recaps, and spectator mode, replace other, non-crew related, players’ names on their own screen with generic names, and a configurable MM delay to mitigate stream sniping. Many larger creators in th...

 Last week was a particularly eventful one in the ongoing saga of Bungie’s Marathon, starting with last week’s balance patch 1.0.6.3. The usual suspects were addressed; performance issues, bugs, item economy, et al. The most significant of which was the long awaited address to the controversial “grenade spam” issue that was most prevalent in the game’s endgame experience; Cryo Archive. The change came in the form of stack limitations, where offensive grenades in one’s loadout now take up two slots each and can no longer stack, except for claymores which were reduced from stacking in threes to stacking in pairs. Moreover, armory barter limits were gutted by 70%; now allowing only 3 of each grenade to be purchased per daily refresh. The change is welcome, to be sure, but many wondered where or not it’d be effective enough, after all, players normally only needed 5-10 well placed grenades to eliminate an unsuspecting team that, in turn, would replenish the grenades they’d just used. L...

Dear Marathon Community, I find myself in a unique position; while I am eternally grateful that anyone (much less a seemingly sizable group of people) is willing to engage my opinion pieces, it’s strange that I actually find myself in the position to be able to do this. I don’t say that to stroke my own ego, I say it because I think it’s important that I establish the context within which I made the decision to start covering video game updates (specifically Bungie’s and even more specifically Marathon’s ). About 70k tweets in about two and a half years amounts to not much more than my penchant for not shutting the fuck up. Some of that talk became too detailed to reduce to twitter threads, so I started a blog to just yap. I talk about a lot of things, music, movies, culture, and of course, video games. Due to a current hyper fixation on Bungie’s Marathon, a majority of that yap has been dedicated to the game. Recently, it came to my attention that members of the community felt that th...

Good morning, it is Tuesday. As of this writing, Marathon is currently down to address matchmaking issues from last week’s update. That’s its own can of worms, but there’s a more consistent issue looming over the game: cheaters. (This is aside from the other blog post I’ve been meaning to write about player psychology with Jamie (Sc0nesandc0ffee on Twitter), which is still coming.) We’re in Week 7 of Marathon. It’s been a largely wonderful experience, but as the season’s gone on, cracks have started to show. If left alone, they’ll fester into irreparable fractures and further erode trust from a community that keeps giving Bungie the benefit of the doubt. I’ve been called “toxically positive” a lot. I do enjoy the game and say so, but I’ve never avoided being critical when it matters. This is one of those times. I don’t get paid by Bungie, and I’m not muzzling myself for anyone. I like making edits, memes, and jokes, and being generally positive about something I enjoy. That’s not a cri...